SMOKING - A leading cause of death

When I am broke...

I have no choice but to eat:

Life

Life is like a marathon,
not a sprint.

Finals 2006 sem1 - Day 1

2 semesters ago, an invigilator:

kicked my bag under the table;
slammed my student ID on my table;
gave me a gay wink.

Today, the same invigilator gave me that gay wink again. If it wasn't for the wink, I wouldn't even remember him. KKNCCB, blardy "old folks home big day out".

Maid

I miss makcik mariah doing the dishes for us.